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Cats, Jail, Sex, and LSD
This saga goes back to 1990 when I first moved to Atlanta. I was in the midst of an on-again, off-again relationship with my first real girlfriend from Connecticut. We would break-up and get back...
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The 2007 Cuba Debacle
Since I’m skipping around chronologically, this story requires a bit of prefacing. Back in the day, before porn, air, and freedom became free; pornography really was a multi-billion dollar business....
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Charlie Sheen Got My Twitter Account Deleted!!
My personal twitter account got shut down for a “HIPAA Compliance Violation“. I can’t prove that it was Charlie Sheen himself or one of his “fixers”, but I can’t think of anyone else the suspension...
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Exactly How Dick Delicious Got Started!
“In the Beginning, God created the Heavens and the stars, and with one swift movement of his finger across the horizon, the Earth was born. Through millions of years, the Earth was in disarray. The...
View ArticleMy Interview From the Morning Radio Show Tour
I thought this was cool, so I posted it. I found a Soundcloud of my radio interview on 1051 The Blaze. Originally posted here:...
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My Friend Lemmy
I was one of the first people to find out about the tragic death of Lemmy Kilmister this past Monday. I was expecting it. A lot of people were. Last I saw of “Lem” was at his 70th birthday at The...
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2015: The Worst Year of My Life
You might think I’ve lived a charmed life. This couldn’t be further from the truth. I’ve been in prison at the hands of crooked police, almost killed by tuberculosis, an screwed by my former business...
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Just Got a Plug from the New York Times
And here I was getting all depressed! With all this exposure the story I wanted to tell originally (my book) has now reached a wider audience! Thank you, COLIN MOYNIHAN of the New York Times you...
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The Howard Stern Incident
This tale began soon after Y2K. I was living in Atlanta. For a series of weeks, my phone rang off the hook every morning around 6 AM. I figured it was a bill collector or something, so I never picked...
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The Good ‘Ole Boy Network 2016
“Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself; and where they are, they should be changed. ” – Jimmy Carter “The Good Ole’...
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This is my favorite trick I like to do with combining Beyond blue dream weed, some budder, and nitrous oxide. The following euphoria will be the best ever for about five seconds. If they could make a...
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The Springer Incident
In 1998, while I was out on bond from the Treutlen County debacle, it was the height of Springer-mania. Drummer #11 of Dick Delicious (Rick aka “Hardon Long”) helped book Jerry Springer guests on the...
View ArticlePinterest SEO Tricks: My First Internet Marketing Course
Please Pardon Me for a Brief Commercial Interruption Please pardon the interruption in this debauchery for a brief commercial announcement. As much as I like to share the stories about my life, I also...
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How I Got Into Porn Part 2: The OCCash Debacle
Continued from Part 1 I met JC, at a Webmaster gathering in San Diego, California. We hit it off right away. He suggested we skip the rest of the show to go up to LA for some porn star’s birthday...
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GFY: XXXJay Is Not A Liar (Here Is Proof)
It is not my intention to beat a dead horse. I have been banned from GFY because of the “XXXJay Is Dead” post. It’s the virtual equivalent of being banned from the porn industry, which I’m fine with....
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Connecticut: The Blunder Years – Part One
I was either blissfully ignorant or not exposed to the seedy underbelly of rural Connecticut when I was really young. Until I’d witnessed it in other people’s lives: Divorce, alcoholism, gambling...
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Connecticut: The Blunder Years (Part 2) – Rumblepig!
Catholic school was a great place to meet other like-minded fuck-ups. When I was 13. I was walking home from school, with my best friend Crabtree talking about metal. Crabtree decided he would get a...
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Dallas Crisis Actors, False Flags, Racial Tensions and Conspiracy Theories
“The contemporary term false flag describes covert operations that are designed to deceive in such a way that the operations appear as though they are being carried out by entities, groups, or nations...
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Sandra McCarthy and OC Modeling: Who Will Pimp Your Bitches Now?
Again, I don’t mean to keep rehashing the same bullshit, but sometimes this blog writes itself. I caught this today in my Facebook feed a blog. Dave From The Luxury Companion Gets 5 to 10 Year Sentence...
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At Least I’m Not Mike South
If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not seek revenge? – William Shakespeare In my last post, I initially made...
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